What do you do for a living?
I'm a goblin. I steal things and trade them, including things you can't see, like secrets. People will pay a lot of money for secrets.

What time do you get up and start your day?
As soon as the sun goes down.

In the morning, what's the first thing you do?
Oh, something nasty if I can. If there are any other goblins who are still asleep I creep up and play tricks on them - snipping their hair off is one of my favourites - or squeezing toothpaste into their mouths if they're foolish enough to sleep with them open.

What do you do for lunch?
Steal something.

When you're not working, what do you do to relax?
I go down to my favourite dark swamp where I can sit and hatch up nastly plans to upset all the good people in Fairyland.

What time do you go to bed?
Just before dawn

If you could do any other job instead, what yould it be?
I'd like a job as a gremlin - they're better at causing trouble. I did try to get one once, but they said I was too nice!